❚❚❚❚❚ MONTH 1
MAY 2014

DAY 1 [ 9-11 ]
THE DROP (POINT C)

LANDING ▹ Upon getting unceremoniously dumped in a frozen wasteland, Connie meets He Ming and learns that those cuff devices are super handy dandy. Said frozen wasteland gets slightly more fun up until he's unceremoniously picked up by Big Boss and treated like a rug. Thanks no thanks BB. At least he doesn't act like a dead body like Sidel.

SHARKS ▹ There's nothing weirder than fishtitans, except maybe people who shoot lightning from their fingers.

DOWNTIME ▹ Being bone-weary does not stop Connie from chatting up Vanille, nor does it stop him from harassing Kagari once he learns about Siri the translation function. Except it does cause him to lose a bet with Fushimi because Connie's a dumbass.


DAY 2 [ 12-14 ]
RENDEZVOUS

PRE-DINNER SHENANIGANS ▹ Arrives at the rendezvous point and meets Jake while getting checked by medical; Jake tells him about seeing the Female Titan. After getting checked, he spots Reiner. Things promptly get weird when Connie tries to find his rover and meets a talking bear instead. Apparently there are more shifters than just titans. Making good use of Armin's incriminating evidence, Connie accidentally sends out a mass text, which is seen by Bertholt, Big Boss, He Ming, Ino, Rin, Damian, Levi, Vanille, and Eridan. How embarrassing.
DINNER SHENANIGANS ▹ Grabs some munchies and starts boasting about military life with Luke. Also asks Vriska for some of her food when it looks like she doesn't want it. Dinner ends with Kakashi epically trolling Connie about his mask. Sigh.
POST-DINNER SHENANIGANS Day gets worse when he shows Eren marshmallows and nearly chokes to death. Day gets better when he spots Jean drinking bug puke and laughs his ass off. A snowfight promptly ensues (Connie loses). He then makes the mistake of wandering by Levi when the Captain has a hose in his hands. But day is topped off with Sasha swooping down from the heavens and covering Connie in bug puke. Gross.
ROVER SHENANIGANS ▹ Connie makes the mistake of pressing random buttons on his rover control panel and nearly blows the thing up. Thank goodness for Rapunzel, Hakon, and Izumi. No thanks to Isabel. Quite awhile afterwards (after everything calms down), Connie picks out a bunk and gets sat on by Zelos as a reward.


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