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i hurt too much to be dead

did u guys see fishtitans too???

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good
suck it up and get over to the rendezzvous

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wait

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fishtitans?? what the fuck

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yeah there were 10000s of them!!!
like titans but giant fish with legs and arms

do you know how hard it is to draw and write with a touchpad.....

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[ five minutes later ]

attachment: FISHTITANN.png(34kb)

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see?????

i'm really impressed tbh, 1/2

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[ okay so that's a really terrible sketch but jean's got a good imagination when it comes to thinking up Things That Could Viciously Kill People, so: ]

what seriously theres no such thing as swimming titans
thats crazy how di d you survive

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wait are you just making this up
screw you connie i was worried for a second

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no im serious!!!!
they came out of the water an tried to eat all of us!!

screw u ask armin if u dont beleive me

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[half a minute later, like he added it as an afterthought:]

and i survived becus im a genius duh

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i wouldnt put it past armin to play along with you
have you ever seen a titan
rise up out of a lake
or something

im calling bullshit

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you being any kind of genius is allso bullshit

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dont be jealus just because i killed a bunch of them
also u can ask bert and captain levi
they were there to

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trust me connie you could kill a thousand imaginary fish titans
and i still wouldnt be jealous

anyone else show up with you?

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like from home or just anyone?
there were tons of people but i only saw bert and captain levi

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from home
i cant keep an eye on the other probably hundreds of people they brought

anyway stick with them
theyre good at murder
and ill see you when you get here