[ At some point, Connie's inbox will ping with a new message: Congratulations on your CDC Media Library Access Card - Premium! along with the usual drivel and instructions on how to use it. He'll also find a sizable bag of sweets (chocolate, assorted fruit sweets, etc) left outside his rover with a note labeled Connie. Jean's handwriting is neat enough (almost to the point of being girly, really) to read:
FROM: warriorhead@cdc.org TO: ORANGE TEAM SUBJECT: Assignment
You have a job. Yes all of you.
Identify the 6 weakest members of Orange Unit. Yes I expect you to state your reasoning. No I don't want to spend all night listening to an audio readout. Be concise. You guys are smart. Mostly. And while you're at it, give me the 2 biggest threats from Red, Blue, and Green. Same deal.
I expect your reports before 00:00 Day 30. Don't pull a Red Unit.
[ Reports may be filed here. As always, players and their characters are not required to participate. Yes these reports will be connected to plot events at a later date. Should you have any further questions or require an extension, please feel free to pm Warriorhead's account. ]
[ On Connie's bed (she asked one of his rovermates to put it there, but he's free to assume she ninja'd her way inside), is a box of chocolate pocky. There's a note, written on a piece of paper that looks suspiciously like it came from Armin's notebook, that reads:
ajna day 2; super early morning
hey shortstack
youre not dead yet right
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do you know how hard it is to draw and write with a touchpad.....
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i'm really impressed tbh, 1/2
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Do what you will. I leave this in your capable hands.
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it hides their face so they can kill ppl and no1 can c who they are
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sorry i lost this T_T
it's ok!!
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omg honestly connie does he need to do everything for you ]
Hang on, let me try to figure it out.
[ and then, a few minutes later - ]
Sorry, I'm still learning how to use this thing. Hold your finger on the message until a smaller box pops up, then choose 'delete thread'.
Tell me if you can't figure it out. I'm still not sure if it works completely.
1/??
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4/4 nvm i got lazy
val oh my god
i'm so sorry
not sorry at all really but i forgive u anyway
ur so good 2 me
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You see the word "spam" and your first thought goes to "throwing things at someone"? Really?
screw you autocorrect for ruining my chatspeak
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Okay.
You owe me one, Connie.
Where are you? Let's go meet the Captain and get this over with.
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rendezvous con't.
Are you on a sports team?
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Day 3 (21:15) | FROM: braus.sasha@cdc.org
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3/3 I lied
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You better be in your rover or on your way there
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LIKE HALF AN HOUR LATER....
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is connie standing on a box in that icon....
Day 11 | 01:13
I CAN'T READ
After KIA announcement
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day 11 ; 01:20
TO: springer.connie@cdc.org
Connie, did you make it to one of the rovers in time? Respond as soon as you can!
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day 17 ;
FROM: hange.zoe@cdc.org
That was an awfully nice gesture of you, Connie.
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DAY 17
'Save some of this for Sasha if she gets back.
Sorry.
- Jean' ]
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DAY 22
FROM: warriorhead@cdc.org
TO: ORANGE TEAM
SUBJECT: Assignment
You have a job. Yes all of you.
Identify the 6 weakest members of Orange Unit. Yes I expect you to state your reasoning. No I don't want to spend all night listening to an audio readout. Be concise. You guys are smart. Mostly. And while you're at it, give me the 2 biggest threats from Red, Blue, and Green. Same deal.
I expect your reports before 00:00 Day 30. Don't pull a Red Unit.
[ Reports may be filed here. As always, players and their characters are not required to participate. Yes these reports will be connected to plot events at a later date. Should you have any further questions or require an extension, please feel free to pm Warriorhead's account. ]
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day 22ish. feel free to answer later if he's busy puking his guts out
you still alive?
[This is rhetorical. You better still be alive.]
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DAY 26
This is Pocky.
It's an Asian snack.
Please eat it.
Mikasa
Enjoy! ]
DAY 40
Connie have you heard from Eren? I can't locate him on the tracker.
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day 42.
Connie!! Do you have a second?
FROM: hinata.shouyou@cdc.org
Wait nevermind
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Day 46
I might've fucked up
FROM: kirstein.jean@cdc.org
Watch your back if Gliese or Mothership approach you about anything
Don't do anything stupid